burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

(via ant0rm)

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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

(via phobias)

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unpopuler:

sleep all day and blog all night

(via hotboyproblems)

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

(via circumcising)

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alanasilver:

i wish my mom would marry someone and leave me, and then just lend me some money 

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cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down
just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via zachlilley)

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