bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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312,195 notes

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

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twloha:

"Your mistakes do not define you." 
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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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